Do you believe in God?

“Yes.”

Prove God exists

“Okay.”

So?

“What?”

I said to prove that God exists. I don’t see any proof. You don’t have any proof do you. There is no God.

(a smile)

“Who do you think you’re looking at?”

You? You think you are God?

“Well, you think you are an atheist who does not believe in God.”