Read a good article regarding a ‘new’ con job being called, influencer. Apparently some people who know how to navigate the electronic shit now covering this planet came up with the idea of getting a lot of ‘followers’ and then try to get free stuff from companies they promise to give exposure. Seems like they want everything free. Not strange. Humans are a greedy, lazy lot for the most part so it is only natural something like this would emerge.

Inspiring.

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Free

By: A lazy shiftless moron who just happens to have the time to invest in figuring out how to gain attention and free stuff.

Me, me, me

I, I, I,

Look at me!

I am important!

Do you know how much influence I have?

You need me!

I,I,I

Me,me,me

I,I,I

Me,me,me,me,me,me,I,me,I,me,I…

(and in rebuttal by the world in general)

“Go fuck yourself…”