People are… boring. Sure, some can be interesting but so to, the ignition of a farmers match.   A farmers match bursts into flame by rubbing friction but so too, an orgasm.

Both the match and human orgasms hold the attention of a mind for only a few seconds. And then, boring…

Computers are boring. News is boring. America is boring. This world is boring… well, except for farmers matches bursting into flame or an orgasm.

Boring is not boring, it is reality. Now, getting chased by a bear while naked and smeared in bacon grease…that is not boring. Actually, sounds sporting.

On this planet, in my ‘not so humble’ opinion, only the natural elements are exciting. It would not hurt my feelings if this planet was suddenly void of humans and if it were, I’d strip naked, cover myself with bacon fat, get a boner, and go look for a bear to mess with.