Many people can claim great things… Athletic achievements. Intellectual prowess. Physical beauty. Musical magic… Why, just read the daily news and learn of so many successful people.

A midget with no hands or feet wowing a crowd with self-confidence courses. A woman who lost 600 pounds in a year to become a fashion model. So many examples.

But, how many people can say they dug an outhouse? A real ‘shit in the hole’ outhouse!

Now that is a success few can acknowledge, nor would they want to. Well, today, I get to move and dig a new hole for a real outhouse. What joy!

Lifting. Cutting. Digging. And the final success coming when bare buttocks can position and release the contents of the users bowels.

You know what? That would look good on a headstone. “Here lies a true digger of outhouse holes.” Now that would look excellent in a cemetery of all those truly great people who lived and died.

Perfect bit of shitty writing for a perfectly shitty world! Long live the outhouse hole diggers and ditch diggers of the world!

And so, the world keeps turning for another day.