Simple title to represent what so many Americans love… a day off!

Most working class folks get Saturday and Sunday off. Some get other days off, depending upon schedule. Some people never work and get every day off with just enough effort needed to expend the energy to go cash a government welfare check.

I work seven days a week so when getting a day off once in a while it’s like winning the lottery.

Tomorrow I get a day off. So, how to celebrate?

1. Try and sleep in (impossible)

2. Eat breakfast (normal)

3. Not work ( impossible)

4. Relax (impossible)

So, what is the difference between working and a day off?

Not a fucking thing.

Damn, it’s great to be an American worker!